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Who is this? Who am I?... need answers? Then simply look to your imagination and conjure up your own fantastic vision governing my mysterious identity... perhaps I'm a wheezing old man, lying paralyzed in a bathtub filled with barbed wire, or perhaps not

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shameless self promotion time, just finished the gameplay trailer for a point and click game i'm creating


The finished project will hopefully be posted here as a flash file on newgrounds one glorious day, probably many years from now. for the trailer shows the workings of only the first chapter,

any questions will be gladly awnsered in the comments below.

Recent Game Medals

There 25 Points Sit there, shut up, and watch the entire thing...ALL THE WAY TO THE BITTER END. Medal Stats.
Unzipping in the No-Fly Zone 25 Points Finish one third of the levels. Medal Stats.
Hoarder Patrol 5 Points Snag the first three powerups in a match before anyone else has a chance to. Medal Stats.
Art Lover 5 Points Go to arts NG page! Medal Stats.
This is a TEST! 5 Points Test PICO RADIO Medal Stats.
Believe Me 5 Points Jump on the enemy in 'TRUST'. Medal Stats.
Truth 5 Points Attempt to use the arrow keys in 'PLEASE WAIT'. Medal Stats.
I still can't see through her lies. 5 Points But will she love me now that I can see at all? Medal Stats.
Bombastic 5 Points Explode 100 castles pieces. Medal Stats.
Ladies First 5 Points Kill a Princess or a Queen first on any level. Medal Stats.

Total Medals Earned: 353 (From 36 different games.)